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miss murder · Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:12 pm saying the right thing..

Jo wakes up with a huge hangover after
attending his company's Christmas
Party. Jo is not normally a drinker,
but the drinks didn't taste like
alcohol at all. He didn't even
remember how he got home from the
party. As bad as he was feeling, he
wondered if he did something wrong.

Jo had to force himself to open his
eyes and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins next to a glass of
water on the side table. And, next to
them, a single red rose! Jo sits up
and sees his clothing in front of him,
all clean and pressed. He looks around
the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is
the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror. Then he notices a
note hanging on the corner of the
mirror written in red with little
hearts on it and a kiss mark from his
wife in Lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to get groceries to make
you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Riza"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure
enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning
newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating. Jo asks, "Son... What
happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M.,
drunk and out of your mind. You fell
over the coffee table and broke it,
and then you puked in the hallway, and
got that black eye when you ran into
the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why
is everything in such perfect order
and so clean? I have a rose, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for
me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged
you to the bedroom, and when she tried
to take your pants off, you
screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm
married!!"

Broken Coffee Table P6,999.75
Hot Breakfast P200.00
Two Aspirins P20.50
Saying the right thing, at the right
time. . . PRICELESS!!!

Underoath™ · Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:28 pm

hahaha.....

nice... /heh

Epitaph · Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:05 pm

this isnt the right thing

bump