CSISBOARDS

notanymore · Wed May 30, 2007 4:43 pm Definitions

School:
A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all
your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:

A person who works up to give you
sleeping pills.

Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman gains
her masters.

Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine
willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.

Lecture:
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer to the
notes of the students without passing
through "the minds of either"

Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by
the number present.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a
way that everybody believes he got the
biggest piece.

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before
work.

Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens and everybody disagrees later
on.

Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not
read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things
straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.

Yawn:
The only time some married men ever
get to open their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you
know more than you actually do.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing
individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during
life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look
forward to the trip.

Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel
tower says in midway "See I am not
injured yet."

Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can
die rich.

Father:
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:
A guy no different from the
rest....except that he got caught.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before
elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you by bills.

Pink Chocolate · Wed May 30, 2007 4:55 pm

hehe nice one! /no1

biglaang reality check to ah! /heh

Pink Chocolate · Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:25 pm

bump!

^ awww naalala ko tuloy ung /gg na emoticon!

ahahahah!!

peborit! XD