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Underoath™ · Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:50 am Little Leroy

Little Leroy

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mom was making dinner.
His
birthday was coming up, and he thought this was a good time to tell
his
mother what he wanted.

"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."

Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble
at
school and at home.

Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for
his
birthday. "Of course," he said.

Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his
behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Leroy, and think about
how
you've behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why
you
deserve a bike for your birthday."

Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write
God a
letter.

Letter 1: "Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year, and I
would
like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Leroy."

Leroy knew this was not true, so he tore the letter up and wrote a new
one.

Letter 2: "Dear God, I have been an okay boy this year. I still would
like
a bike for my birthday. Leroy."

This letter was no good either.

Letter 3: "Dear God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am
very
sorry, and I will be a good boy next year if you just send me a bike
for
my birthday. Please. Thank you. Leroy."

Leroy knew this wasn't true, and now he was getting upset. He went
downstairs and told his mother he needed to go to church. She thought
her
plan had worked and told him to be home in time for dinner.

Leroy walked into the church and went to the altar. He looked around
to
see if anyone was watching. He bent down, picked up the statue of the
Virgin Mary, and slipped it under his coat.

Letter 4: "Dear God, I got your mama. If you want to see her again,
send
the bike. Signed, You know who."

Syx Lemon · Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:57 am

sadistang bata...

Epitaph · Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:03 am

awts.. ebul.. /omg

tsokoholic · Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:20 am

what a kid!!

brat kid!!

hehehe

xley · Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:37 pm

hahaha :lol:

gnun pla dpat...

miss murder · Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:33 pm

what a child.. :D

sTring_sPeedy · Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:41 pm

try q para bgyan aq ng mdming pera pambili ng band set

Pink Chocolate · Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:04 pm

^ LOLOL

/e9 /e9