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Epitaph
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| Mon Jan 01, 2007 2:08 pm The Husband Store |
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i dunno if this has been posted here.. but it really made me laugh...
The Husband Store!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch--you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the ! Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. ( woman :roll: )
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building and have a nice day! |
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miss murder
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| Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:00 pm |
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Quote: There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please..
/?? so not true.. |
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Epitaph
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| Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:03 pm |
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| nbsa ko lang to sa ibng forum.. gus2 ko lang i share.. /ho |
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xley
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| Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:10 pm |
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women are impossible to please..
ya. dis statement is not true. |
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Underoath™
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| Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:23 pm |
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oh rly??
/heh |
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Epitaph
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| Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:14 pm |
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miss murder
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| Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:55 pm |
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| yah really po.. /e4 |
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Underoath™
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| Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:50 am |
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| ah ok... /heh |
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Syx Lemon
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| Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:40 pm |
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its like everything a man do is not enough to satisfy a woman...
(pls don't read dis in a green manner) |
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meikalog
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| Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:38 pm |
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women are impossible to please..
weh?! proove it in other ways if you believe in this..haha. /gg |
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miss murder
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| Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:11 pm |
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| women want to satisfy their partner.. the problem is men always craves for more.. |
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meikalog
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| Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:24 pm |
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| yess kukeh! yesss! |
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Syx Lemon
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| Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:48 am |
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@cookie
doesn't that works both ways...
@Meikalog
in courtship, doesn't a man go through the seven gates of hell just to please her? |
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notanymore
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| Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:38 pm |
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| aw...i would have done teh same as teh woman did...cause...well... i aint able to find teh most important quality of a husband...(teh husband who will love his wife!) |
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Syx Lemon
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| Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:27 am |
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| if that guy loves the lord then there's no doubt that he'll love you... |
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