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tsokoholic
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 Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:10 am Post subject: A Medical Problem |
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A Medical Problem
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!!!"
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| Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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| haha!! problem solved!! its her nose that have a problem now it's her ear haha!! |
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pra bng kulang n lng isabay nya ung utot nya sa tugtog sa ka2utot nya...
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| d ko rin to nabasa |
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