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Underoath™
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 Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:57 am Post subject: erap jokes...^_^ |
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reporter: mr. prez. how many women do you believe must a man marry?
erap: 16!
reporter: why?
because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.
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erap noticed the new jeans fvr is wearing and asks.
erap: nice jeans! ano'ng brand?
fvr: guess
erap: levis?
fvr: no! guess!
erap: armani??
fvr: guess nga!
erap: sirit na nga??
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erap on phone
erap: this is an emergency! my wife is pregnant & she's bleeding very badly.
operator: sir, is this her first child?
erap: "iloveyou =)! this is her husband!"
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taxi
pumara si erap ng taxi.
erap: magkano papuntang makati?
taxi: ikaw lang ho mag-isa?
erap: bakit, hindi ka ba sasama?
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minimize
teacher: erap, define minimize.
erap: minimize is the girlfriend of mickey mice!
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sigurista
while typing erap's speech, erap's secretary paused awhile and asked erap.
secretary: sir, dalawa nga ba ang -o- sa unahan ang cooperation?
erap: dagdagan mo pa ng isa para sigurado.
Si Erap noong Mayor pa sya ng San Juan, isang araw Sinabi ni Erap sa kanyang Secretary na tawagan si Atty. para
makausap ni Erap...
Erap; Sec. paki tawagan si Atty...
Sec. opo Mayor,
panay dial ng sec. pero busy linya ni Atty...
Sec. Mayor the line is busy...
Erap: galit si Erap at sumigaw!! ah sbihin mo kay Atty. si Mayor Erap ito at hindi si Vice (busy) ngek! |
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miss murder
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| Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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| benta tlga ang mga erap jokes.. :lol: |
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sh1ne
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:35 am Post subject: |
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| kaya na-impeach eh... har... |
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Syx Lemon
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| Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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| pilipinas lng tlga ang bansang walang respeto sa mga naka upo sa gobyerno no... |
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Queen Britney
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| Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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Gravy...ang pangit ng depiction sa former president natin. It's like you are implying that the leader of the Philippines is stupid or something like that pati tuloy tayo baka ma-connote as stupid.
Embarassing...Tsk tsk tsk! |
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Syx Lemon
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| Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:53 am Post subject: |
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kya hnd tlga tyo marespeto ng ibng bnsa eh...
puro katipunero tyo mga pilipino eh...
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Pink Chocolate
"we feel for joo! haba n ng listahan mo!
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| Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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bump!
^ ahahhahha!!  |
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Bloo Chocolate
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| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:52 am Post subject: |
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| lol @ erap, kill him na |
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