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Epitaph
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 Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 2:22 am Post subject: Definition of KISS by different Professors.. |
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THESE ARE DEFINITIONS OF KISS BY PROFESSORS:
PROFESSOR OF ECONOMICS: A KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH THE DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN THE SUPPLY.
PROFESSOR OF ACCOUNTANCY: A KISS IS A CREDIT BECAUSE IT IS PROFITABLE WHEN RETURNED.
PROFESSOR OF ALGEBRA: A KISS IS INFINITY BECAUSE IT IS TWO DIVIDED BY NOTHING.
PROFESSOR OF GEOMETRY: A KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO LIPS.
PROFESSOR OF PHYSICS: A KISS IS THE CONTRACTION OF THE MOUTH DUE TO THE EXPANSION OF THE HEART.
PROFESSOR OF CHEMISTRY: A KISS IS THE REACTION OF THE INTERACTION BETWEEN TWO HEARTS.
PROFESSOR OF ZOOLOGY: A KISS IS THE INTERCHANGE OF SALIVARY BACTERIA.
PROFESSOR OF PHYSIOLOGY: A KISS IS THE JUXTAPOSITION OF TWO ORBICULARIS ORIS MUSCLES IN A CONTRACTED STATE.
PROFESSOR OF DENTISTRY: A KISS IS INFECTIOUS AND ANTISEPTIC.
PROFESSOR OF PHILOSOPHY: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstacy for the youth and homage for the old.
PROFESSOR OF ENGLISH: Kiss is anoun that is used as aconjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and is applicable to all.
PROFESSOR OF ARCHITECTURE: Kiss is a process which builds a slolid bond between two dynamic objects.
PROFESSOR OF PHARMACY: A kiss is drug. it contains a highly addictive substance. |
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Pink Chocolate
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bump!
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Bloo Chocolate
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| Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:48 am Post subject: |
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buti walang proff of filipino...
BADUY KASI!! WAHAHAHHAHA
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PROFESSOR OF ECONOMICS: A KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH THE DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN THE SUPPLY. |
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| Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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wow...
gling nman..
un pla un..
hahaha...
well, whatever they say, a kiss is a kiss.
haha.. 
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