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Epitaph
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 Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 2:35 am Post subject: LIFE IN HELL.. |
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A bad guy died from a car accident.
It was his 9th car accident but this time it really killed him. Guess that his 9 lives were over...
So the bad guy went straight down to hell.
He was welcomed by Lucifer himself.
He said, "here in Hell you will suffer for 7 years and then you shall enjoy for another 7 years". That's the life cycle they have in hell. So the bad guy thought that he had experienced all the suffering and punishment known to men on earth. So he replied to Lucifer, "that's okay, bring it on..."
"Very well then choose from these 3 7 year punishments" said Lucifer... "All of these criminals are about to be replaced because they already had served 7 years in punishment". So the bad guy looked at the first door...
On the first door he saw a man being whipped heavily by a wrestler... He can see that the guy being whipped is in so much pain...
The second door he went to check, he say a man chained on a table and being tickled non-stop by a senior citizen. He said to himselF, "that's tough..."
Now he's on the last door, when he opened it up, he saw a 70 year old man tied against the wall with a Beautiful Blonde Woman giving him oral pleasure...
And without wink he asked Lucifer, "can I please choose this one?" With a soft grin on Lucifer's face he approached the Beautiful Blonde Woman and said, "get up bitch, you have been relieved!"
Guess what... The first two doors?! On the first one the wrestler was the one being punished...
On the second door, it was the senior citizen being punished... Unluckily on the third door, it was the psycho killer Beautiful Blonde woman being punished...
Well, nobody said Life in hell is fair...
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| Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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wahaha.. it would be nice if im the one being *tooot* by the blonde lady.. but being the one who *toot* to somebody.. Bloody Hell :shock:
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miss murder
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| Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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| pleasure is the best thing in life..haha |
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xley
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| Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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| haha!! got fooled by lucifer is the worst thing ever. |
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Syx Lemon
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| Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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the lesson here...
ask for the details before choosing something...
damn...
the man being *toot* must have been there for an eternity already...
damn i think his *toot* has already lost it stifness by now...
wakokok
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Epitaph
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| Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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| ahahahaha |
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